Official Synopsis:
Julian Perez, Mexico’s most powerful crime lord, must embark on a mission given to him by the only authority he respects. . .his mother. Joined by a colorful band of unlikely heroes, Julian must risk his life to fulfill his mother’s wish and rescue his enlisted brother from war-torn Iraq.
Our Take:
I really really hope Saving Private Perez is a joke. It is one of the dumbest movies I’ve seen in a long time. It just prolongs stereotypes of Mexicans. So you have drug dealing Mexicans wearing cowboy hats carrying guns and crossing borders illegally. Wow that’s just fantastic. Even if it is a joke, it’s not that funny. Actually it’s not funny at all. I couldn’t wait for this film to be over and was bored out of my mind. It wasn’t even stupid enough to laugh at how stupid it really is. Just awful.
Special Features:
- The Making of Saving Private Perez
Conclusion:
Saving Private Perez is a joke. It’s clearly a joke I didn’t get, but still a joke. It reminded me of that Norwegian Ninja movie which was awful too. There is nothing worthy to even talk about in the film. I’m sure someone somewhere might like it, but to me it was….
UNWATCHABLE!
Overall Picture:
Movie: D
Extra Features: D
